you're lost. okay, you're not really lost. you just attempted to visit a page on my site that doesn't exist. that just means you're misinformed. being lost on the web would suggest you navigated down a webpage hierarchy so far that you didn't know how to get out. and then you were just stuck deep in the webpage. forever.
even though, secretly, you know you could just ask for directions and everything would be fine. but you won't do that. you know what you're doing. you're not lost. you're just...exploring. yeah. that's it.